Fashion for the Failed Novelist


 Two years in an MFA program and all I got was a bunch of unpublishable manuscripts and a few social diseases.

Random T-shirts with Deep Thoughts


T-shirts cost more than books these-a-days, especially here. We're convinced that stupid-cool people will pay a premium for these masterful works of art and have priced the collection accordingly.


 Mens T:  $150.00


 Women's T  $250.00


Choose from these other clever texts:  (add $100.00)


My BF is writing a novel. Bor-ing


Ask me about my novel (it's brilliant!)


ACFN  (front)

Adult Child of Failed Novelist  (back)


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