What type of Failed Novelist are you?

 (figuratively check all that apply)

__  The Grammar Nazi 


__  The Myopic Memoirist


__  The Backwoods Adventure Guy


__  The Plot-less World Traveler


__  The Hero of My Own Book


__  The Axe Grinder


__  The Accidental Plagiarist 


"WOW! Have you LITERALLY read all of these books?!"


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