What type of Failed Novelist are you?

 (figuratively check all that apply)

__  The Grammar Nazi 

 

__  The Myopic Memoirist

 

__  The Backwoods Adventure Guy

 

__  The Plot-less World Traveler

 

__  The Hero of My Own Book

 

__  The Axe Grinder

 

__  The Accidental Plagiarist 

 

"WOW! Have you LITERALLY read all of these books?!"

 

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