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Posing as a Novelist...
Welcome to Your Imaginary Literary World

Trigger Warning !! You may take yourself too seriously. That's a problem.
What type of Failed Novelist are you?
(figuratively check all that apply)
__ The Grammar Nazi
__ The Myopic Memoirist
__ The Backwoods Adventure Guy
__ The Plot-less World Traveler
__ The Hero of My Own Book
__ The Axe Grinder
__ The Accidental Plagiarist


"WOW! Have you LITERALLY read all of these books?!"
After a well stocked bar, nothing says "literary" like a proper collection of mildewing classics. Available at better
yard sales.
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